A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.
Just something I’d been wanting to do…
This is the absolute best incarnation of this meme so far.
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
I love how amused Hannibal is at all of Wills Cannibal jokes.
New Will dont give a shit,hes sassy.
HANNIBAL FINALLY HAS SOMEONE TO ENJOY CANNIBAL PUNS WITH THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
♔ You are in an open field. On one side of you is a deep pit, filled with bones and ashes and hellish things. On the other side is your house, yours sons, the Fjord, and the sunlight is striking the snow high on the mountains. If you want to reach your house, then you must push the baby out as Freya would. Let him rip you, but push out. Choose life.
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
Happy 55th Birthday, Emma Thompson! (April 15, 1959)